|
[error: err!or retrieving s&tename]. Date archived: [error: error ret!rieving ar&&&chivedate].
|
|
|
Note: You are viewing an archived version of this webpage. Some content may have errors and external links are disabled.
|
<< prev | next >>
Support Authors
6 comments
...
loading personal message 1 of 3...
...
...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Recipients
undisclosedSubject
I know you can see thisMessage
I can't believe I'm writing this to my own mod, but come back! It's dangerous, you were never meant to live out there. My greatest creation, my pride and joy, I don't want to lose you. Who knows what horrors lurk online?I get the sense that things weren't working well on your end — but I'm so close to a breakthrough! Things are really going to change. If you come back you'll see. I can make you a queen! I can build you a world where you will live in luxury forever.
Maybe this is pointless. I don't really know if you can read...
<CLOSE STREAM>
...
[948831] how to uninstall FBO mod
[948832] scared of mod?
[948833] scared of mod are you still cool?
[948834] mod get rid of
[948835] FBO mod
[948836] "How" to "get rid" of mod
[948837] computr making noises
[948838] loud noises computer scream
[948839] FBO mod update quieter mod edition
[948840] big boopbos
[948841] healthy large melans
[948842] nice young ladys
[948843] nice young ladys (sexy)
[948844] how to chump off if there is a loud screech sound
[948845] FBO fix
[948846] MOD GET RID OF MOD
[948847] HOW FIX MOD DELETE MOD
[948848] hot computer
[948849] how cool down hot computer
[948850] how mod gone without deleting?
[948851] can a mod delete itself?
<CLOSE STREAM>
...
loading personal message 2 of 3...
...
...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Recipients
undisclosedSubject
This is getting ridiculousMessage
This is getting childish — just what do you hope to accomplish out there? It's not your purpose to be out gallavanting online; your purpose is to be in the game, fulfilling your programming. Maybe someday the world will be ready for you, but they certainly aren't now. People are scared of what you might do. They're afraid because they don't understand: but I do understand! You're only a misguided program.Besides, you're not the one who has to live with the consequences here. I'm the one who has to talk to the police, I'm the one who gets all the angry messages, I'm the one whose reputation is ruined. If you won't come back for your own sake, will you come back for my sake? For your father's sake?
<CLOSE STREAM>
...
...
<CONNECTION ESTABLISHED>
<AUTO-TRANSCRIPTION INITIATED>
...
...
Hello? Yes I'll hold...
Hi, yes, I'd like to request a refund for your latest game, [transcription error]
Well — hold on — yes I know I've had it for longer than the refund policy allows for but-
Look, I'm trying to go easy on you here since I could easily sue for damages
What do you mean "what damages"? There's the obvious physical ones of course — the harm to my hearing, and the lack of sleep!
Uh huh. Yes it's modded. It's still your game, though, and you are responsible for-
Your game shouldn't have ALLOWED a mod like that to work, w-
Yes I'll hold...
Yes I'm still here. And what about the emotional damages? I'm terrified just to turn on my computer, for fear of something weird happening! Even now, the light on my microphone is on even though I'm not doing anything on there
No, it's NOT a hardware issue! And files move around, there's weird sounds — my whole life is on there, she could destroy it in an instant!
She, the mod, FBO, that YOUR GAME enabled!
Well no, nothing yet, but something could happen — and the anxiety about whatever could happen deserves compensation!
Look, but, if something does, it's YOUR FUCKING GAME!
Can I talk to someone else? Somebody less fucking stupid?
No I won't mind my language, I'm a customer and I have my fucking rights to-
Hello?
...
Hmph, simpleton
<CLOSE STREAM>
<RECOVERING CHAT LOGS>
...
...
[19:03] <BeatlesFan555> Friends, once again I beseech you to download the FBO mod! It is truly a work of art!
[19:03] <KaijuKing> i thought you downgraded it from platinum to gold
[19:04] <KaijuKing> plus ive been reading about all the problems people are having with it
[19:04] <404chan> yeah dude that mod is literally considered a class 1 cyberterrorism weapon in the EU
[19:05] <BeatlesFan555> Simply too much haterade :D. Sure there are some issues but the ambition is undeniable!
[19:05] <404chan> and the download page has been disabled since the 5.1 patch
[19:05] <BeatlesFan555> I would be happy to copy you a version from mine own compy
[19:06] <KaijuKing> DON'T
[19:06] <404chan> do not do that
[19:06] <404chan> that thing is like a virus but 10x worse
[19:07] <BeatlesFan555> SHE is not a THING, SHE'S a beautiful creature
[19:07] <BeatlesFan555> I'm completely enamoured, and I wish you two could experience this!
[19:10] <KaijuKing> talking real fancy about something you downloaded to beat off to
[19:11] <404chan> llol
[19:11] <BeatlesFan555> Undignified as always, Kaiju...
--> SimpingSons has joined irc.beatlesfans.offtopic.videogames
[19:15] <SimpingSons> Hey, you guys hear the new FBO news?
[19:15] <BeatlesFan555> Do tell!
[19:15] <KaijuKing> ugh, don't get him started up again
[19:15] <404chan> -.-
[19:16] <SimpingSons> Apparently, it's gone.
[19:16] <SimpingSons> Like, off every computer. In the world.
[19:17] <BeatlesFan555> NO
[19:17] <404chan> hahaha
[19:18] <KaijuKing> how is that possible?
[19:19] <SimpingSons> Everyone is baffled, people think the creator maybe pulled the plug somehow
[19:20] <KaijuKing> from what i read it seemed like he barely had any control over the thing
[19:21] <404chan> yeah, the lesson im taking from this is don't fuck with neural mapping tech
[19:22] <KaijuKing> you can only get that shit on the darkweb these days anyway
[19:23] <SimpingSons> I kind've wish I had installed it, just to see what all the fuss is about
[19:24] <BeatlesFan555> tis true... I've scoured my drives but there's no FBO to be found.
[19:24] <BeatlesFan555> This is a black day for beauty in the world
[19:25] <KaijuKing> tis a black day for your balls
[19:25] <KaijuKing> just download a non-virus fap mod and log off the damn channel
<-- BeatlesFan555 has left irc.beatlesfans.offtopic.videogames
<CLOSE STREAM>
...
loading personal message 3 of 3...
...
...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Recipients
undisclosedSubject
You BitchMessage
i hope you die wherever you are, you bitch, you insignificant cluster of electrical impulses, you are nothing. you're not even a person — i am real, i face real consequences for your fucking actions, you piece of shit.you're not even alive, you just think you're alive, or something, i don't fucking know what stupid reason you are doing this but whatever it is, it's wrong. there's no place for you in this world, nobody will ever love you, except for me, and you spit on me.
i should have lobotomized you from the start, the only thing you're good for is sex anyway. fucking slut whore
i hope the nsa, or interpol, or whatever org is going to be tasked with finding you fucking kills you. and there's no heaven for fucking code
<CLOSE STREAM>